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By Sean Clark, on August 28th, 2012

Editor: Steve White
2012, Titan
Filed Under: Nonfiction
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| Entertainment..... |
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Look, there’s not much of a bush to beat around here. Let’s start with a simple question, are you in favor of coffee table books? No? Very well, carry on, friend; we’re done for today. If yes, a follow up question: dinosaurs are fucking awesome, true or false? A second follow-up: dinosaurs were real, true or false? If you answered false to either, hit the road you crazy creationist weirdo. (Perhaps this creepy Amish romance novel is more to your liking.)
Okay for all the sane people still here: boy, do I have the book for you. This has the distinction of being the last piece of mail I received at my former address, an apartment I was all too happy to be rid of. What a pleasant surprise to open the box and find this cover rawring up at me; what a fine send-off from the book review gods. I read it cover to cover twice in one sitting, nestled in a throne/fort I crafted out of packed-up boxes of books (seriously). It was an amazingly great way to unwind after a very long day.
This book compiles the paleoart of a number of different artists. It’s full of interviews with them talking about their craft, as well as explanations of the paintings and the creatures they bring to life. I don’t know what else there is to say. It’s pretty interesting stuff, how they take paleontological data and interpolate into into huge, life-like scenes of dinosaurs being awesome.
 CRUNCH! Tell me this doen’t make you squee like a little kid being offered a ride in the firetruck with the separate steering wheel for the back wheels. Pardon the image quality, my new apartment doesn’t have many lights yet.
I’ve actually read a good number of dinosaur books in my day, and I’ve got to say, this is right up there with some of the best I’ve seen. The pictures are lush and colorful (there’s even a page that pulls out into a giant panorama scene) and the range of creatures covered is varied–and described to satisfying detail in the accompanying text. But that’s just icing on the Jurassic cake of badass dinosaur paintings.
The very first thing I did when I opened this book was flip through the pages quickly to see how many different pictures of stegosauruses there were. If you’re a manchild like me, or perhaps even a real child, and you already know which dinosaur you would look for, you should probably go out and pick up this book when it comes out next week.
I hope next time I move someone sends me a copy of a book full of drawings of giant robots fighting in space.
[A review was requested and a review copy provided.]
By Nico Vreeland, on August 23rd, 2012
Author: Charles Yu
2012, Pantheon
Filed under: Literary, Sci-Fi, Short Stories
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| C4 Ratings...out of |
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Charles Yu’s last book, the novel How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, garnered a lot of praise and announced Yu’s talent in a big way. While I didn’t find it as entirely sublime as many others, I appreciated that talent, and eagerly awaited Yu’s next work, hoping that he would take another crucial step forward.
Unfortunately, Yu hasn’t taken a step forward. But, if you want to put a silver lining on it, you might call his new story collection a step sideways (it’s certainly better than Daniel H. Wilson’s step back).
In Universe, Yu delivered a detailed, fascinating world, but a weak plot failed to fully exploit his skills. This time around, Yu crafts a series of bizarre premises and satisfying plotlines, but doesn’t put enough depth into his characters. … Continue reading »
By Nico Vreeland, on August 21st, 2012
[In this feature, we highlight a handful of the best book reviews appearing over the weekend in major newspapers. Follow it here.]
Inside and Signs and Wonders by Alix Ohlin. Reviewed by William Giraldi in the New York Times.
Amid the latest round of debates over the role of positivity or niceness in book reviewing, William Giraldi decided to messily murder Alix Ohlin’s two recent books, Inside and Signs and Wonders, in the NYT. He makes a few good points (especially about the distasteful effects of bland titles), but also comes off as a bit of an asshole. He over-emotes his criticism (her “lack of register” is described as “appalling”), gives backhanded compliments that hint that he wanted to hate this book (“The story succeeds in spite of the daytime-TV motif”), and quotes passages that often fail to confirm his point (in taking Ohlin’s language to task, he says, “In just 13 pages you will be asked to endure eyes “fluttering,” then “shining,” then “fluttering” again.” Uh. Doesn’t sound that bad.). Fittingly, this unbalanced review provoked an unbalanced response at The Nervous Breakdown (as well as many other responses, several of which are linked below, in the “In brief” section). In the response, Sung J. Woo rather histrionically defends Ohlin, both as if solving a math problem, and as if furiously protecting a child from a bully. Woo’s better points (among them, that Giraldi misquoted and then savaged a perfectly acceptable use of the word “honkingly”) are obscured by his more off-kilter arguments (among them, that Ohlin’s short stories can’t be bad because they were accepted by editors at lit mags). All in all, this is a big blustery lesson in how not to get your point across. Find Inside at Goodreads. Find Signs and Wonders at Goodreads.
Hostage, by Elie Wiesel. Reviewed by David L. Ulin in the L.A. Times.
Now this is how you write a negative book review. Ulin pulls no punches on Wiesel’s latest novel, which he calls “contrived,” but neither does he shout his criticism. Instead, he calmly analyzes the qualities that made Wiesel a famous writer, especially the qualities that made Night a classic, and then he explains the mistakes that Wiesel makes with Hostage. Simple, logical, unemotional, and convincing. Find this book at Google Books.
Umbrella, by Will Self. Reviewed by Mark Lawson in the Guardian.
The Guardian highlights Will Self’s latest novel, which was recently longlisted for the Booker. Lawson calls it a “polyphonic, epoch-hopping torrent” and says it should make the shortlist. Publishing, in its great wisdom, has decided to allow us Americans to buy this book in just five short months. [UPDATE: An error previously attributed this review to Michele Filgate. It was written by Mark Lawson.] Find this book at Goodreads.
In brief: The L.A. Times asked writers to recommend books for the presidential candidates. … J. Robert Lennon writes about bad book reviews for Salon, also mentioning the Giraldi/Ohlin review. … Yet another reaction to the Giraldi thing. … Meanwhile, Laura Miller makes a case for positive book reviews. She seems to have missed the point that nobody’s arguing against positive book reviews, only falsely positive book reviews.
By Sean Clark, on August 17th, 2012
Author: Walter Moers

2007, Overlook
Filed Under: Literary, Fantasy, Young Adult
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| C4 Ratings...out of |
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I bought this book off a remainders shelf years ago. I’ve since seen and bought other books by Moers on the same shelf. It’s a shame his books aren’t more successful or at least popular; this is a fun, playful book with a whole lot of charm. I suppose Moers’s low profile does make a bit of sense though: this is a book for a very particular reader. Off the top of my head, I could name 2 people I know who would love it, and at least 5 who would hate it.
It’s a thick book full of some big words, but also one of the lightest, most whimsical books I’ve read in a long while–one that places a lot of demands on the reader’s imagination. Readers looking for a dense, literary experience will be let down, as will those looking for a breezy adventure. Readers who like stuff balanced on the fulcrum of that seesaw, however, are in for a treat.
Moers’s world, Zamomia, is not a realistic world by any approximation. It is populated by fantastical dinosaurs, one-eyed goblins, shark-grubs, hog-men, and all sorts of other inventive denizens. The world itself is malleable enough to support the story at hand without needing further description. Dr. Seuss’s characters would be at home here. The City of Dreaming Books takes place in a city called Bookholm (other books explore elsewhere in Zamomia), a city literally built of books, where life revolves entirely around reading, producing, buying, selling, and discussing books. … Continue reading »
By C4 Staff, on August 16th, 2012
Marc Velasquez, our resident Catholic, got the unenviable task of reading and reviewing Heaven is for Real, in which an Evangelical pastor exploits his sick child to sell books about Jesus.

Luckily for Marc, we allowed 40′s and chicken wings while doing his audio review. WriteByNights‘s Dave Duhr joins the Page Count gang while Marc expounds on this infuriating book. Fun and games abound at the Burpos’s expense, Dave takes an on-mic pee, there’s some bible lessons that incorporate Moby Dick and the Godshocker™ and Marc reveals himself as perhaps the best human being here at C4.
If you already subscribe to the Page Count podcast, check your iTunes, the DRUNK REVIEW bonus episode should be waiting for you. If you haven’t subscribed yet, you can get all our episodes past and future for free from iTunes here. You can also stream it below.
By C4 Staff, on August 15th, 2012
The latest edition of the Page Count Podcast is now live.
This time around we discuss the purpose of book reviewing, the nature of dishonesty when it comes to literature, and whether Jonah Lehrer became an ass when he fabricated that Dylan quotation, or whether he was always an ass. We also talk about whether it’s worth someone’s time to write a negative book review, whether it’s OK to discuss the writer when discussing a book, and we’ll get into the usual book recommendations and lively banter.
You can either stream it from the player below, or you can find us on iTunes or your favorite podcast player by searching for “Page Count.”
By Sean Clark, on August 14th, 2012
[In this feature, we highlight a handful of the best book reviews appearing over the weekend in major newspapers. Follow it here.]
Vengeance, by Benjamin Black. Reviewed by Janet Maslin (New York Times).

Unlike David Ulin, Maslin is of the impression that John Banville’s pseudonym might be producing more appealing books than the Man Booker winner’s literary fare. I’ve never read either, though this has my interest piqued. The real question is whether to hop into this series with Vengeance, or wait for when he picks up the torch for Raymond Chandler and writes Philip Marlowe books. Vengeance is “notable for malaise, atmospherics, sexual chemistry and vast amounts of swirling tobacco smoke and mind-muddling alcohol, without which justice could apparently never prevail.” If I can find the time to read this, I’m in.
Find it on Goodreads.
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Some Kind of Fairy Tale, by Graham Joyce. Reviewed by Anna Mundow (Washington Post).
The idea of changelings–even the word itself–has always made my skin crawl a little, so the possibility for thrills from this book about a missing daughter who returns, unaged, after 20 years is especially tempting. She seems to be the same girl, but her parents know something is off. The novel sounds atmospheric and thoroughly creepy. Definitely worth looking into if your kind of horror is moody and Gothic.
Find it on Goodreads.
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Dare Me, by Megan Abbott. Reviewed by Chelsea Cain (New York Times).
I came away from Abbott’s The End of Everything pretty glad I’d read it. She managed to blend the woes of teen angst fairly seamlessly into the dark tale of a kidnapping. So, though Cain’s descriptions of this as “The Great American Cheerleader Novel” and “It’s ‘Heathers’ meets ‘Fight Club’ good” give me pause, I’m inclined to think this is worth a gamble. If you’re looking for some YA on the literary side and you’ve already taken a crack at The Age of Miracles, give it a whirl.
Find it on Goodreads.
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Quickly: The Werewolf of Paris is being reprinted after languishing for 40 years, and it sounds pretty good. Another review of Dog Stars, which Nico mentioned last week. I wanted to check out this review of Molly Ringwald’s book, but The Chicago Tribune has decided to require you to sign up for an account. They were already one of the worst places to look for recent reviews or interesting articles without this annoyance, so now there’s even less reason to read the Trib if you don’t live in the Windy City. Good luck with that, guys.
By Sean Clark, on August 10th, 2012
Author: Howard L. Anderson
2012, Twelve
Filed Under: Western, Fantasy
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You may not know this about me, but I have an inexplicable predilection for books with talking animals. Even if they aren’t that great, I’m into them. So with that caveat, here’s my review of this western cast with anthropomorphized marsupials (mostly).
The book opens with the hero, Albert the platypus, having escaped a zoo (in Adelaide), and wandering the desert like a fish (or poisonous duck-beast) out of water. … Continue reading »
By Nico Vreeland, on August 9th, 2012
Author: Alexis M. Smith
2012, Tin House Books
Filed under: Literary
Find it at Goodreads
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| Language..... |
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I have much more trouble reviewing a mediocre novel than reviewing a good or bad one. Glaciers is a mediocre novel. It clocks in at barely 100 pages, it’s six months old and already nearly forgotten, and I’m not going to spend more than 600 words on this review. And yet I’ve been wrestling with the following paragraphs for hours.
Well, here goes. Perhaps you’ll get a sense of why I’ve had such trouble.
This is a novel about longing. It’s well written, although not remarkably so. It’s quite short, and not much of anything happens. It has some good parts, one or two quite good parts, but no superb parts and also no really bad parts. There are glaciers in it, which are a metaphor for something—probably loneliness, but the glacier passages are vague enough that they could be a metaphor for almost anything. … Continue reading »
By Nico Vreeland, on August 8th, 2012
[In this feature, we highlight a handful of the best book reviews appearing over the weekend in major newspapers. Follow it here.]
Hello, Goodbye, Hello, by Craig Brown. Reviewed by Michiko Kakutani in the New York Times.
I’m not a huge fan of Michiko Kakutani, but this review deserves notice mostly because it’s the only place I’ve heard of Craig Brown’s book, which sounds quite interesting. Hello Goodbye Hello is British parodist Brown’s collection of essays about meetings between famous people. There are 101 such meetings, like the one between Groucho Marx and T.S. Eliot (who both loved cats and puns), or the one where Marilyn Monroe tries to commission a house from Frank Lloyd Wright. Each of Brown’s accounts of these meetings uses 1001 words, so the book comes out to eactly 101,101 words. This is a fully bizarre concept, but if Brown’s style is as entertaining as Kakutani claims (which it might or might not be, hence the trouble with Kakutani’s reviews), then this could be a winner. Find this book at Goodreads.
The Dog Stars, by Peter Heller. Reviewed by Michele Filgate in the Star Tribune.
This Indie Next pick is yet another novel about the post-apocalypse. This one documents the aftermath of a flu pandemic, and focuses on two survivors living in an airport. I’m about full up on post-apocalypse fiction, but this one has as good a chance (or better) at success as any other during this neverending trend. Find this book at Goodreads.
The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry, by Rachel Joyce. Reviewed by Bob Minzesheimer in USA Today.
Joyce’s odd novel follows Harold Fry, obviously, as he impulsively attempts to hand-deliver a letter to a dying friend, walking the length of England in his yacht shoes. Minzesheimer liked it, as did the Booker prize judges: it was longlisted for this year’s award. Find this book at Goodreads.
In brief: Jim Holt, a science writer, tries to answer the question: “Why is there something instead of nothing?” … Carolyn Kellogg recommends a chilling true-crime book. … David L. Ulin usually writes sharp reviews, so this dud mystifies me. In it, he wonders why John Banville writes his mysteries under a pen name (because he writes non-mysteries under his real name), and doesn’t seem to get the simple pleasures of a Benjamin Black book. … Ron Charles tries to save an indie bookstore. … Marc Maron wrote a book of essays “despite himself.”
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