REVIEW: The Revisionists

Author: Thomas Mullen

2011, Mulholland Books

Filed Under: Thriller, Sci-Fi.

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 6
Entertainment..... 8
Depth..... 6

I’m not exactly sure why I’ve been reading time travel books lately, but so far I’ve benefited nicely. Much like The Map of Time–though it is a very different book–The Revisionists mixes just the right amounts of elements from different genres to make for an exciting and compelling read.

Zed is from the future, a future that purposefully obfuscates its own history. Books are only allowed in print for so long before being utterly obliterated from the record. When a person dies, the government scrubs all trace of their existence down to seizing photographs and belongings from the their loved ones’ possession. Faced with such a situation and left with nothing to lose, Zed, who works as an investigator for the government, accepts an assignment to travel back in time in order to protect the Perfect Present.
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REVIEW: The Earth Chronicles Expeditions

Author: Zecharia Sitchin

2004, Bear & Company

Filed Under: Nonfiction, Historical, Sci-Fi.

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 5
Entertainment..... 8
Depth..... 8

Not that I buy into them, but pseudo-documentaries like the kind often played on The History Channel are a guilty pleasure of mine. Sitchin’s books (there are many) were mentioned in one I’ve been watching recently called “Ancient Aliens.” That show’s title pretty much sums up Sitchin’s thesis: aliens used to live on earth, and live amongst humans as gods.

Sitchin’s clearly a smart guy. He reads multiple languages (including Sumerian), and has spent a lot of time studying ancient artifacts. His basic supposition is that if Homer’s Troy (long thought by scholars to be a mythical place, until its excavation around the turn of the 20th century) can transcend myth, there’s no reason to outright discredit the rest of his rendition as untrue just because we don’t believe it. Hence there were really gods and demigods involved in the politics of men.
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REVIEW: Victory Chimp

Author: Neil Hagerty

1997, Drag City

Filed Under: Sci-Fi.

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 7
Entertainment..... 8
Depth..... 3
Audio.... 9

This is the only book I’ve ever read that contains woman-on-chimpanzee fellatio. And that’s not even close to the weirdest part of this gonzo, nearly impossible to categorize book. It’s a very confusing work, so pardon me if I don’t convey it as well as you’d want.

The hero, Victory Chimp, is a genetically engineered, talking chimpanzee–who is also an accomplished chemist and interstellar hero. This makes sense because this book often reads like an acidhead drew up a comic book, then dictated it back to himself.

Victory Chimp found himself sitting inside, as the red ash burned his fur. He sat in the smoke, riding a goat, while an epileptic eye dropped a tear on his head.

Victory Chimp and his friend/lover/something Occula are in an epic time-traveling struggle to save the world from the evil Chon. Most of the time. There is no plot to speak of–a few episodes fit together, like the final segment where the characters are suddenly professional wrestlers–it’s a wandering affair. Not meandering though, this is rapid-fire, REM-dream kind of stuff. I had a hard time caring enough to keep up. But, to be fair, Hunter S. Thompson and William S. Burroughs (I wonder if Hagerty’s middle name begins with S?) elicit the same reaction from me.
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REVIEW: Ready Player One

Author: Ernest Cline

2011, Crown

Filed under: Sci-fi

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 5
Entertainment..... 8
Depth..... 5
Nerdiness.... 10

In 2044 America, the civilized world has crumbled after the end of oil. People live in squalor, in stacks of mobile homes, fighting to survive. Their only relief is an online virtual world called the OASIS. When the founder of the OASIS dies, he leaves behind a mysterious quest: find three keys hidden throughout the game and win the OASIS fortune, more than a hundred billion dollars. The keys are buried in obscure, byzantine clues from the culture of the founder’s childhood, the 1980s.

As you might expect, millions of citizens devote their lives to unraveling the answers that will lead them to unfathomable wealth, but after years of searching, nobody has found even a single key, and the world has largely forgotten about the contest. Until, that is, a broke kid named Wade Watts finally finds the first key, and the game is back on.

It’s hard to imagine a novel featuring more layers of nerdity than Ready Player One. A nerdy kid plays a nerdy videogame in which he solves a nerdy quest by knowing and doing the most excruciatingly nerdy things.

Even the prose exudes nerdity, with its careful attention to meaningless details (like how many experience points Wade’s avatar gets each time he solves a puzzle).

Unfortunately, unlike other popular nerds (Patton Oswalt, Simon Pegg, the xkcd guy), Ernest Cline is not funny, and so following the personality-free Wade can be quite dull at times. He exhaustively relates each and every tiny detail, like a LARPer describing the minutiae of a puzzle quest.

I closed the IM window and checked the time. I still had about half an hour until class started. I grinned and tapped a small door icon at the edge of my display, then selected Aech’s chat room from my list of favorites.

In this way, Wade’s narration often reads like someone describing the process of web-surfing to a blind man. Not the content, even, but the “I’m clicking on this button, now I’m scrolling through a list” steps of procedure.
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REVIEW: Machine Man

[This funny, character-driven cyborg novel is a C4 Great Read. Find it and other C4 favorites on our Great Reads shelf at Powell's.]

Author: Max Barry

2011, Vintage

Filed under: Literary, Sci-fi

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 9
Entertainment..... 10
Depth..... 9

Machine Man began its existence as a kind of blog through which Max Barry sent readers one page a day of the novel in progress. Those readers, who had to pay after the first 43 pages, gave Barry feedback that he sometimes incorporated into the plot of the novel. He even let the cover be decided by popular vote.

This sounds crazy. I mean, crowd-sourcing a novel? That’s a train wreck waiting to happen. That backstory made me skeptical of the book, to the point that I almost didn’t read it. Luckily I eventually did, and the novel itself overcame my skepticism and won me over in a big big way, because the end result, Machine Man the finished product, is delightful.

For the record, I have previously used the word “delightful” zero times to describe a book, but it’s been a long time since I’ve read one that comes together this well. Machine Man has a fascinating plot, outstanding (and hilarious) writing, and one of the all-time best sci-fi protagonists ever. It’s easily one of the two best books I’ve read this year. Let me tell you why.
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REVIEW: Embassytown

Author: China Mieville

2011, Del Rey

Filed under: Sci-Fi

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 7
Entertainment..... 6
Depth..... 6
Conceptual Weirdness............. 9

Embassytown is the second Mieville book I’ve read, and I liked it much more than the first—although I’m not sure if that’s because I’ve become accustomed to his style, or because his sensibility better suits this plot and premise.

Previously, I read The City & The City, an ill-conceived detective novel set in a weird city, undone by the incomprehensible motivations of its characters.

The motives of the characters in Embassytown likewise resist understanding. That’s because, as I’ve finally realized (or perhaps just accepted), China Mieville doesn’t give a shit about his characters, or why they do what they do. Mieville only cares about the weird ideas he dreams up; he only gives his novels plots and his characters names to make something like a canvas, on which his weird ideas can be displayed.

That means that if you look for narrative art in his books, you’ll be sorely disappointed, as I was when I read City. But if you approach his work as conceptual art, you might find it enjoyable, even if it’s largely meaningless. That’s what I found this second time around.
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REVIEW: The Squirrel Machine

Author: Hans Rickheit

2009, Fantagraphics Books

Filed Under: Graphic Novel, Sci-Fi, Horror.

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 6
Entertainment..... 7
Depth..... 5
Visuals... 8

This book is pretty messed up. I’m not even really sure what it’s about, but it’s pretty messed up.

Edward and William are two very smart little rich kids living off their father’s inheritance. As a hobby, they make steampunky musical instruments out of animal carcasses and phonographs and sundry things. There’s a crazy woman known as Pig Lady, and they somehow have a cavernous workshop hidden beneath the house their father left them. There’s their odd mother, and a girl named Morgen who gets banged in what I can best describe as a snail sorter. And there’s this:
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REVIEW: The Map of Time

[This time-travel-focused genre buster is a C4 Great Read. Find it and other C4 favorites on our Great Reads shelf at Powell's.]

Author: Félix. J. Palma

2011, Atria Books

Filed Under: Literary, Historical, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance.

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 9
Entertainment..... 9
Depth..... 9

There’s very little I can say about this book without spoiling something. So I’m going to try something a little different to start. Let’s do word association. Take a look at this list and see how many things you think could help make for a good story:

Victorian romance. Parasols. Hoodwinks. Murder. Historical figures in fictional situations. Meticulous plotting. Vengeance. Paradoxes. Bawdiness. Secret societies. Blackmail. The Terminator. Drunk British whores. Jack the Ripper slaughtering drunk British whores. Minority Report. Tribal magic. The time machine in H.G. Wells’s attic. Street brawls. Apocalyptic robot battles. Dimensional rifts. Time travel. Henry James and Bram Stoker having a sleepover. Time Cop. Lava guns. Immortal dogs. Naive girls easily coerced into sex. Parallel universes.  Steam powered automatons. Fourth dimensional dragon-like beasts. Sword fights.

Pretty good odds for an entertaining book right? Right. In any case, if that piqued your interest sufficiently, go ahead and skip the rest of the review, pick up this book, and enjoy.  Read on and I’ll try and explain a little more substantively, but be aware that while I’ll try to limit them, there will be spoilers after the break. If you already think you want to read the book, do so, then return to my review in the future (oooooh).

Last chance to avoid SPOILERS. Okay, you’ve been warned.
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REVIEW: Leviathan Wakes

Author: James S.A. Corey

2011, Orbit

Filed under: Sci-Fi

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 7
Entertainment..... 7
Depth..... 5

In the middle of the solar system, a rattletrap ice-hauling spaceship called the Canterbury lurches to a stop so its shuttle can investigate a distress call from a dead ship. James Holden, the Canterbury‘s second-in-command, leads the shuttle team. As soon as the shuttle docks with the wreck, a stealth ship uncloaks, blows up the Canterbury, and hightails it.

Holden broadcasts the details of this deception to the entire solar system, and includes the fact that the fake transponder the Canterbury responded to—the bait in the trap—bears the insignia of the Martian Navy. And that’s how you accidentally start a war.

Meanwhile, on a space station in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, an alcoholic cop named Miller gets tapped to investigate the disappearance of a rich man’s daughter. He soon finds that she had something to do with the Canterbury‘s destruction, and his fate becomes tied to Holden’s.

For 300 pages, Leviathan Wakes is grade-A science fiction: precise, entertaining, imaginative, and adventuresome. It flags a bit down the stretch with a relatively silly major conflict, and then it gets boring when the third act turns out to be one big drawn-out fight scene. However, if you’ve been looking for an engrossing, classically molded space opera epic, this is a solid one.
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REVIEW: Flashback

Author: Dan Simmons

2011, Reagan Arthur Books

Filed under: Mystery, Thriller, Sci-Fi

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C4 Ratings...out of 10
Language..... 8
Entertainment..... 9
Depth..... 10

Whenever I read a book by Dan Simmons, I learn something new about life, love, and literature. The man knows how to hook his readers. He grabs the emotional center of mass and never lets go. He also taps the intellectual core, using literary allusion and some well-worn clichés to recontextualize the story on the page. By engaging the reader on this risky and intelligent ground, Simmons crafts his books as equal parts thriller and college seminar.

His latest novel, Flashback, is the story of ex-detective Nick Bottom, who submerges into the depths of memory-enhancing drugs in order to revive an investigation gone cold.

His case is deceptively simple: the murder of a wealthy executive’s heir. Except that dozens of detectives failed to solve it already, and Nick’s only resource is his drug-addled memory. Using a combination of high technology, altered consciousness and ham-fisted detective work, Nick hacks and punches his way toward the shocking conclusion.
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