reviews in haiku: June 2011

First haiku of summer:

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Retribution Falls

not original

swashbuckling space opera

still a good, fun read

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The Extra 2%

AL East doormat

Tampa went from worst to first

Keri tells us how

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See a Little Light

a Bob Mould bio

trail of rage and melody

A. Block gives thumbs up

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Oil on Water

so much promise lost

what’s with the Waterworld stuff?

such a boring book

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The Bridge of San Luis Rey

finely crafted tale

way back Pulitzer winner

what is life’s value?

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The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana

hands down a Great Read

narratively a wonder

so much cool art too

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They Could No Longer Contain Themselves

flash-fic chapbook set

accomplishes much with less

jab you with moments

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The Wreckage

not a mystery

but a competent thriller

more hits than misses

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Fun & Games

take it to the beach

pulp fiction by comic guy

a very fun read

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Cambodia’s Curse

Sambath knows her stuff

Cambodia: a blessed place

let’s help the poor Khmers

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Scattershot

odd couple road trip

great short story idea there

novel not so much

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The Convert

slim, not too thorough

an atypical memoir

Convert sticks with you

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Before I Go To Sleep

simple book, not good

a memory-loss thriller

hype unwarranted

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reviews in haiku: May 2011

Hooray for Memorial Day, hooray for June, hooray for haiku.

The Sisters Brothers

hell of a Great Read

Nico almost gave all tens

check out this trailer

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Three Cups of Deceit

Jon Krakauer’s work

exposes Greg Mortenson

PS- Byliner

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The Other Side

compelling stories

Finan has talent, craft lacks

watch for more from him

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Us

six years to cross pond?

veggie-sitting braindead wife

Mike hearts adjectives

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The Oracle of Stamboul

writing shows promise

magical flourishes were

too heavy-handed

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

“criminally short”

Patton Oswalt is a troll:

funny one that writes

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The Passage

the jury is in

all vampire novels suck

no exception here

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21: The Story of Roberto Clemente

For Clemente fans

graphic novel’s a homerun

(Marcos bought a hat)

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Behemoth

swashbuckling steampunk

who wouldn’t love flying whales?

set-up for book three

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Irish Thoroughbred

Nora’s first romance

confusing creepy uncle

otherwise, bland sex

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Pee on Water

debut story set

Glaser experiments here

and finds great success

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You Think That’s Bad

well-written stories

a little too similar

lots of not talking

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Salamandastron

long a Sean favorite

classic Redwall adventure

RIP, B. Jacques

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Ablutions

deWitt review 2

Nico was not disappoint

addiction Great Read

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Reviews in Haiku: April 2011

Reviews for April books in snappy haiku. Happy May Day! (Don’t die.)

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I’d Know You Anywhere

Lippman’s got some charm

doesn’t really serve this book

no Edgar for you!

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Give Me Your Heart

a nice mix of tales

handles suspense expertly

Oates is prolific

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The Tiger’s Wife

lives up to the hype

strong twenty under forty

all-around good book

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The House That Ruth Built

not just Babe’s bio

tells one year in Yankee lore

McGraw steals the show

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The Lock Artist

Nico did not like

but it stole the Edgar prize

suck it, Tana French

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Townie

street fighting, boo yah!

of course it much more than that

memoir touches depths

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Rabbit, Run

evokes On The Road

Updike has a way with words

no brainer Great Read

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The Resurrectionist

sound little novel

gritty and atmospheric

the twist’s a let down

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The Pale King

posthumous something

not a novel: artifact

bye D.F. Wallace

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Moving Day

here’s a new Great Read

narrative poetry, woot!

Klein’s voice stands out strong

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The Queen of Patpong

action scenes kick ass

not much else to talk about

no Edgar for you!

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The Bullpen Gospels

baseball book Great Read

strong memoir beneath the fun

what is a Garfoose?


Reviews in Haiku: March 2011

Baseball starts today and there’s fresh C4 haiku! How could today get any better?

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Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter

judge by its cover:

well-written but the plot lacks

stands an Edgar shot

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The Dream of Perpetual Motion

awesome sci-fi novel

hype actually lived to

steampunk-y Great Read

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Remarkable Creatures

creatures take back seat

naturalism: the tale

superbly structured

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The Universe in Miniature in Miniature

great writing in here

delivers on the funny

good humor is earned

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Skippy Dies

catholic school boys

amuck in a brilliant book

like a brand new joyce

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Swamplandia!

so much goddamn hype!

the literary darling,

russell disappoints

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The Informationist

escape fantasy

Stevens is cult escapee

better off memoir

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Reviews in Haiku: February 2011

Short month, short poems:

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CivilWarLand in Bad Decline

Saunders is the man

these are funny and quite smart

best when portioned out

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Good-Bye

short story comics

harsh look at postwar Japan

no tentacle rape

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Child 44

stamp this a Great Read

Stalinist Russia thriller

well done all around

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Night Soul and Other Stories

these stories are dense

McElroy writes very well

good luck keeping up

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Caught

Nico’s guess: “cranked-out…schlock”

hardly touches potential

had the ball then dropped

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The Gates

fun demon story

evokes kitschy 80s films

narration is great

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The Voting Booth After Dark

valiant indie book

blends poetry and fiction

has a lot to say

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Reviews in Haiku January 2011

Happy haiku day!

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Zombies vs. Unicorns

eds. called in favors?

some stories far outshine peers

lacks maturity

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How To Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

great prose, great plotting

alas, there’s not much story

disjointed but good

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Light Boxes

nearly a Great Read

inventive, playful, yet dark

Shane Jones might matter

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Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

worthy of notice

protagonist really shines

a few plot threads fray

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Amulet

short yet powerful

Bolaño is a master

Savage Detectives

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What I Didn’t See

imaginative

Fowler writes with precision

collection that works

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Android Karenina

reads as if phoned in

please, Quirk, retire mash-ups

nothing new offered

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White Egrets

poetry great read

won T. S. Eliot Prize

he sticks to his themes

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Danse Macabre

month’s lowest scorer

gimmicky in the bad way

no shot at Edgar

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An Object of Beauty

not a funny book

Martin proves a great writer

a book worth reading

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Injuring Eternity

fairly unfocused

variety of poems

potential exists

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Reviews in Haiku: December 2010

Last batch of haiku for this decade. (Or did the decade begin in 2010?)

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Moonlight Mile

enjoyable book

it’s Gone Baby Gone‘s sequel

recycled; phoned in

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Room

quite a unique book

voice accomplishes great things

baby talk aggravates

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The Woman Who Wouldn’t

Wilder writes with charm

don’t expect anything deep

a quick, pleasant read

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The Weight

normally a fan

Nico found this book quite bad

Vachss forgot what works

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Night Sweat

not by a poet

plays with theme, form, and focus

verse flirts with wisdom

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Decision Points

colonialists?

Bush thinks himself a James Bond

bad book by bad prez

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Winter’s Tale

urban fantasy

a classic tale for children

good for grown ups too

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Into the Silent Land

nonfic with some flair

a neuropsych travelogue

Broks penned a Great Read

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A Very Simple Crime

title is a lie

actually quite nuanced

a very quick read

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Laughter in the Dark

fool falls for harlot

another great Nabokov

great plot, characters

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Reviews in Haiku: November 2010

Still full of turkey? Here’s a helping of dessert-sized reviews.

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Zero History

all of this for jeans?

maybe it’s a metaphor?

lacks that certain oomph

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The Thousand

ooh? secret orders?

better than DaVinci Code

still, bit off too much

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Innocent Until Interrogated

nine brutal murders

story built from courtroom docs

should’ve dug deeper

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Jorgy

big in Alaska

half-Eskimo pilot guy

no narrative thread

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War

combat is a drug

Junger gets a contact high

one of year’s best books

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The Ruins of Gorlan

trods not much new ground

coming of age fantasy

genre fans should read

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The Reversal

Connelly is awful

in a kind of funny way

still, the pages turn

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Museum of the Weird

debut short fiction

definitely a Great Read

ready for more Gray

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Reviews in Haiku: October 2010

Trick-or-treat! Here’s some fun sized book reviews:

Our Tragic Universe

not what it looked like

it’s a novel of ideas

that’s not exciting

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How We Decide

a book of smart stuff

neuroscience for laymen

anecdotes intrigued

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Incarceron

sci-fi/fantasy

post-apocalypse novel

sentient prison?

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Portobello

not a mystery

the pacing is the best part

that’s not saying much

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Salvation City

plotless genre book

didn’t need the wasteland stuff

never finds a spark

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Watership Down

Bigwig’s a badass

best rabbit book ever done

read it old and young

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Hellion

JNR review

lots of swords sheathed in women

Eric: slightly hooked

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Reviews in Haiku: September 2010

The number was getting old, so now it’s done away with. Here’s this month’s batch of tidily haiku-ed reviews:

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Cold Snap

Jones breaks no new ground

some stories strong, others, eh…

good enough encore

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I Curse the River of Time

book like a painting?

atmospheric? yes. good? no.

Nico no likey

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Richard Yates

experimental

written in email/IM

sounds aggravating

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Tess’s Tree

by a local guy

not unlike The Giving Tree

but it’s not as good

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You Lost Me There

character study

better than Per Petterson’s

it explores regret

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Before Night Falls

gripping, harrowing

a crazy biography

did you see the film?

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Halloween/Omens

two books of poems

Dave did interview Gallo

what’s nostalgician?

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Freedom

worth all the flapping

sean read this in two sittings

great but not perfect

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Faithful Place

more of the same here

some things done better, some worse

don’t get psyched for more

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Mary

Nabokov’s first book

carries some Proustian weight

good, but sober, read

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