reviews in haiku: January 2012

We’ve been swamped lately, so January was a bit content-light. If you missed any of these reviews though, here’s their bite-sized samples.

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Drinking Closer to Home

sprawling family tale

Great Read kicks off the new year

warm humour abounds

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The Call

book about a vet

uncommon presentation

some great writing here

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Live Free or Die

not a brain-buster

sometimes gets too housewife-y

but a pleasant read

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Nocturnes

5blends King and Gaiman

ranging horror collection

stories spook, not scare

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Robopocalypse

shallow, no diving

does what it sets out to do

like the title? read

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The Big Sleep

hard-boiled sleuth book

seminal gumshoe novel

mystery fans: read

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We The Animals

more a novella

love your family, and hate them

library check out

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reviews in haiku: December 2011

Happy New Year!

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Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day

got a cool cover

many stories are quite good

too bad they’re the same

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You Are Not So Smart

nonfiction Great Read

part psychology, part laughs

we are just machines

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Damn Sure Right

book of flash fiction

lets you connect all the dots

look for Meg Pokrass

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The Uninnocent

off the beaten path

dark humor is at work here

these stories are good

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Wherever You Go

set in Israel

Jewish-American tale

lacks the needed spark

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The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories

pairs pictures with words

it is what it claims to be

small book, mini tales

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420 Characters

stories from Facebook

could have used a good edit

art is the best part

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The Darker Side

Catholic killers

kind of a Seven rip-off

fun diversion still

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The Apothecary

who saw this coming

Maile Meloy goes for YA

strength can be weakness

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reviews in haiku: November 2011

2011 is almost over. Bring on the eggnog.

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The Prague Cemetery

Eco is A-list

newest book, up to standard

deep as you can get

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Bad Daughter

keeps you on your toes

sly, subversive poetry

potent themes at work

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Low Town

fantasy thriller

concept better than result

fails to sync things up

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He Took a Cab

don’t see this often

taxi driver poetry

smart and funny verse

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Goliath

something doesn’t click

though all the pieces are there

lack something special

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Love and Shame and Love

good ol’ family tale

multi-generational

very well crafted

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reviews in haiku: October 2011

Start dreaming about gorging yourself with turkey before the Halloween candy digests. Hooray for fall. Here’s one last bucket of fun-sized treats.

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Super Mario

my dorkness on page

the history of a toy

insert toadstool joke

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The Outlaw Album

cohesive linked themes

Woodrell a voice worth reading

strong set of stories

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The Art of Fielding

such a hyped up book

but it’s just mediocre

starts strong then falls off

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Jacob T. Marley

God-freak fare? Maybe

still, a decent Dickens clone

might be worth your time

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Reamde

Stephenson’s new tome

holy dense novel, Batman

worth the time it takes

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Show Up, Look Good

looks good indeedy

Holden Caufield parallels

love the cover art

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Five Chiefs

Stevens’s memoir

let’s learn about Supreme Courts!

insightful stuff here

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The Last Werewolf

despite all the hype

literary horror that’s good

rarer than you’d think

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I Don’t Know the Author or the Title But It’s Red and It Has 3 Zombie Stories In It

good, solid stories

non-traditional zombies

uniqueness is good

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The Iron Boys

robin hood, Luddites

turn of Industrial Age

dense novel Great Read

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West By West

Hall of Famer and

the NBA logo guy’s

depression memoir

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reviews in haiku: September 2011

Welcome to autumn. Here’re some bite-sized reviews.

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Ready Player One

big old dork opus

nerd stuff flows like Mountain Dew

but it’s not that great

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Victory Chimp

chimpanzee blow jobs!

this book is really insane

audiobook rocks

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Wildflower Hill

grandma’s boring farm

more like Forgettable Hill

story good, write bad

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Jazz

excellent poems

space and time seemingly cease

topical and smart

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The Book of Life

prose: simple, direct

longer than most short stories

great complexity

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The Earth Chronicles Expeditions

Bible aliens?

paunchy Indiana Jones?

pretend it’s fiction

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The Thin Man

great gumshoe noir

tons of style, also booze

Asta is the dog

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The Keeper of Lost Causes

Danish crime novel

features hapless detective

Laarson wannabe

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The Revisionists

muted time travel

just the right splash of sci-fi

excellent thriller

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reviews in haiku: August 2011

Just a week late, no big thang. Snuck in a secret haiku for you to make up for it all the same.

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The Devil All The Time

“gloomy scum” in here

at least one character lives

Dave Duhr eats babies

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The Night Train

best line of the month:

“You play this: do-do do-do…”

book: not great, not bad.

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Hot, Shot, and Bothered

pretty weak sleuth fare

someone edit poor Nora

she does show promise

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The Squirrel Machine

the art is quite good

Dave doesn’t eat any kids

before was a lie

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Guadalajara

who is this author?

excellent set of stories

postmodernism primer

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Jamrach’s Menagerie

almost a mash-up

very Beemonic review

can that be a word?

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The Magician King

Fillory part 2

a sequel wasn’t needed

still, good adventure

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A Death in Summer

solid mystery

by John Banville’s alias

literary fare

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The Siege of Trencher’s Farm

this book really sucks

so little makes enough sense

would make a fine flick

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Embassytown

Aliens, Language,

Mieville likes his ideas,

sacrifices plots

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Stalin in Aruba

here are great poems

it’s brimming with dark humor

dancing skeletons

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No Rest for the Dead

twenty-six authors

that’s a recipe for fail

but it came out win

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Machine Man

began as a blog?

best sci-fi book of the year?

hands down a Great Read

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We Others

a greatest hits plus

compiles new works with old

no excuse to skip

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The Cape

based on young King’s yarn

not the lame NBC show

it’s fair; says a lot

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reviews in haiku: July 2011

Halfway through summer. Enjoy some haiku with your watermelon.

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Flashback

cold case cop takes drugs

hacks and punches through the tale

memory cop, bam!

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Leviathan Wakes

mostly grade-A stuff

politicized space opera

’tis a tad shallow

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The End of Everything

little girl kidnapped

an inside out Lolita

well-constructed book

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Dominance

solve crimes through charades?

I’m glad Nico reviewed this

I’d have killed myself

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Fever: Little Willie John

grandaddy of soul

anyone heard of this guy?

died young and in jail

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Supergods

comics are cool now

Superman: man’s greatest feat?

nonfiction action

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The Map of Time

very clever plot

Victorian time travel

steampunk robot fights

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Slow Fade

a good page turner

solid audiobook too

rock-and-roll type book

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The Voyage of the Short Serpent

open is a slog

soon, plenty of gore and sin

old man’s debut book

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Iron House

whoops, forgot the plot

House can’t support it’s own weight

Last Child it is not

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Open-Eyed Sneeze

not being biased

superb self-published memoir

get it P.O.D.

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reviews in haiku: June 2011

First haiku of summer:

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Retribution Falls

not original

swashbuckling space opera

still a good, fun read

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The Extra 2%

AL East doormat

Tampa went from worst to first

Keri tells us how

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See a Little Light

a Bob Mould bio

trail of rage and melody

A. Block gives thumbs up

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Oil on Water

so much promise lost

what’s with the Waterworld stuff?

such a boring book

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The Bridge of San Luis Rey

finely crafted tale

way back Pulitzer winner

what is life’s value?

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The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana

hands down a Great Read

narratively a wonder

so much cool art too

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They Could No Longer Contain Themselves

flash-fic chapbook set

accomplishes much with less

jab you with moments

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The Wreckage

not a mystery

but a competent thriller

more hits than misses

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Fun & Games

take it to the beach

pulp fiction by comic guy

a very fun read

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Cambodia’s Curse

Sambath knows her stuff

Cambodia: a blessed place

let’s help the poor Khmers

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Scattershot

odd couple road trip

great short story idea there

novel not so much

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The Convert

slim, not too thorough

an atypical memoir

Convert sticks with you

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Before I Go To Sleep

simple book, not good

a memory-loss thriller

hype unwarranted

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reviews in haiku: May 2011

Hooray for Memorial Day, hooray for June, hooray for haiku.

The Sisters Brothers

hell of a Great Read

Nico almost gave all tens

check out this trailer

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Three Cups of Deceit

Jon Krakauer’s work

exposes Greg Mortenson

PS- Byliner

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The Other Side

compelling stories

Finan has talent, craft lacks

watch for more from him

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Us

six years to cross pond?

veggie-sitting braindead wife

Mike hearts adjectives

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The Oracle of Stamboul

writing shows promise

magical flourishes were

too heavy-handed

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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

“criminally short”

Patton Oswalt is a troll:

funny one that writes

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The Passage

the jury is in

all vampire novels suck

no exception here

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21: The Story of Roberto Clemente

For Clemente fans

graphic novel’s a homerun

(Marcos bought a hat)

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Behemoth

swashbuckling steampunk

who wouldn’t love flying whales?

set-up for book three

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Irish Thoroughbred

Nora’s first romance

confusing creepy uncle

otherwise, bland sex

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Pee on Water

debut story set

Glaser experiments here

and finds great success

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You Think That’s Bad

well-written stories

a little too similar

lots of not talking

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Salamandastron

long a Sean favorite

classic Redwall adventure

RIP, B. Jacques

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Ablutions

deWitt review 2

Nico was not disappoint

addiction Great Read

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Reviews in Haiku: April 2011

Reviews for April books in snappy haiku. Happy May Day! (Don’t die.)

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I’d Know You Anywhere

Lippman’s got some charm

doesn’t really serve this book

no Edgar for you!

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Give Me Your Heart

a nice mix of tales

handles suspense expertly

Oates is prolific

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The Tiger’s Wife

lives up to the hype

strong twenty under forty

all-around good book

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The House That Ruth Built

not just Babe’s bio

tells one year in Yankee lore

McGraw steals the show

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The Lock Artist

Nico did not like

but it stole the Edgar prize

suck it, Tana French

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Townie

street fighting, boo yah!

of course it much more than that

memoir touches depths

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Rabbit, Run

evokes On The Road

Updike has a way with words

no brainer Great Read

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The Resurrectionist

sound little novel

gritty and atmospheric

the twist’s a let down

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The Pale King

posthumous something

not a novel: artifact

bye D.F. Wallace

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Moving Day

here’s a new Great Read

narrative poetry, woot!

Klein’s voice stands out strong

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The Queen of Patpong

action scenes kick ass

not much else to talk about

no Edgar for you!

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The Bullpen Gospels

baseball book Great Read

strong memoir beneath the fun

what is a Garfoose?